i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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