also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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