So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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