We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
