becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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