Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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