Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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