just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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