my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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