If that was your dad, he is hot
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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