My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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