Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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