Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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