I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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