covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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