I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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I love having hate sex.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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