So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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