forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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