You made me cry and you don't even care
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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