I think I died a long time ago.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
BRING THE BAGELS
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