I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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