I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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