What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
ttyl tear gas
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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