No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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