Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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