I wish my penis had an off switch
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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