I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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