i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize