Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey