it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be