I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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