He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?