NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.