She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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