sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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