i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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