Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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