There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
