you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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