I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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