I could have mohawked her pubes.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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