i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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