I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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