i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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