Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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