yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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