And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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