A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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