He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
