How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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