Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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