i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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