We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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