Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
