real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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