Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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