Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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